Just call me speedy!

Just call me speedy!

I have an Adonis-like physique. In the interest of modesty, and to keep groupies from invading my peaceful neighborhood (translation … wake the dead), I cleverly mask said physique with a mass of flesh that is the envy of even the fittest of pears. How do I maintain my glorious figure? First there is my ... Read More
Urine the money

Urine the money

As I continue to hide from all things social, it becomes more and more difficult to collect humorous anecdotes. Add to that the basic fact that humanity, especially that particular section of humanity that likes to call itself American has gone so far off the plot that NOT laughing at them may be a considered ... Read More
The question is …

The question is …

I have determined that I am the writer’s equivalent of bipolar. I am not sure that psychologically I qualify (though I am also not sure I do NOT not), but my writing habits sure do.I seem to either have a plethora of positive to share, or a storm cloud of negative. And since I prefer ... Read More
Weather or not …

Weather or not …

When I walk out the door lately, I realize that I have successfully combined every stereotypical image of “The Computer Geek” and the “Eccentric Hermit” into one package. No doubt anyone else seeing me is consumed with … well awe is definitely NOT the word. More likely a vague confusion about what exactly I am and ... Read More