Archive For: Jasper – Youthful energy.

Just call me speedy!

Just call me speedy!

I have an Adonis-like physique. In the interest of modesty, and to keep groupies from invading my peaceful neighborhood (translation … wake the dead), I cleverly mask said physique with a mass of flesh that is the envy of even the fittest of pears. How do I maintain my glorious figure? First there is my ... Read More

Lost in time … yet again!

Hey guys! I am back! Guys? Guys? Yooohoooo! ‘memba me? Between my cosmic wanderings of late and my eternal goal to get the world’s record for the most number of unread blogs, I have been fairly busy of late. IN the world even! One would think that would mean much fodder for this site, and ... Read More
Signs, signs everywhere signs (not)

Signs, signs everywhere signs (not)

Occasionally there is a malicious rumor that goes around implying I am somewhat smart; that I have a fairly functional brain in my head. Whenever this happens, I do my best to clear the air. The simple truth is I am basically clueless … especially when it comes to how other people think. There is ... Read More
Kicking the habit

Kicking the habit

Humans are pretty addictive critters. I guess it was one of those things programmed into our DNA to add to the amusement of the gods … along with our susceptibility to Reality TV and advertising. Unfortunately, I have yet to meet anyone who does not claim at least ONE addiction. Most of us probably have ... Read More